If he raced his pregnant wife he'd finish third.
I've never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else's wife.
My wife tells me one day, 'I think you love baseball more than me.' I say, 'Well, I guess that's true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.'
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