Rob Cantrell Quotes

• Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day.

  Rob Cantrell

  Children, Men, People

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• You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act.

  Rob Cantrell

  Doe, Knows

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• I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity.

  Rob Cantrell

  Eternity

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• I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II...I don't really remember much...there was rats, people bombing, screaming, yelling, and a middle aged guy with a shaved chest got beat by somebody from the Viet Cong.

  Rob Cantrell

  Yelling, People, Guy

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