I like all the angels around because they protect me and my daughter. I mean, her Dad's an angel.
If you want to ask about my drug problem, go ask my big, fat, smart, ten pound daughter, she'll answer any questions you have about it.
My daughter is an angel on earth, so when I see her it all goes away. I see her and - phew! - all that dark goes away pretty much.
No one's coming in seeing my dogs, daughter or the crack of my ass, forget it.
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