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• So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Cutting, Giving, Lessons

  "Cold Turkey" by Kurt Vonnegut, inthesetimes.com. May 10, 2004.

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• I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.'

  Jeff Dunham

  Answers, Suitcases, Osama Bin Laden

  TheCelebrityCafe.com interview, thecelebritycafe.com. November 23, 2011.

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• I wanted to do something that dealt with more of paranormal techniques that wasn't a horror movie. It is an action movie that deals with a special operations group. But if a Tier One team went in to take out Bin Laden today, if you had those kind of abilities, of course you would use that kind of group. And it was more going into that arena. And I wanted to make it feel more like, grounded, as if we had this ability.

  Len Wiseman

  Team, Special, Use

  Source: collider.com

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• God told me to smite Osama bin Laden, so I invaded Afghanistan. Then He told me to smite Saddam Hussein, so I invaded Iraq. Now He wants me to work on the Middle East problem.

  George W. Bush

  Iraq, Middle East, Hussein

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• Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.

  David Letterman

  Team, Party, Today

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• Most Muslims don't want to live in some Taliban-style utopia, which is what bin Laden and allied groups are offering.

  Peter Bergen

  Offering, Style, Groups

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• Bin Laden didn't come from the abstract. He came from somewhere, and if you look where ... you'll see America's hand of villainy.

  Harry Belafonte

  Hands, America, Looks

  "Did Harry Belafonte Dishonor America?". "The O'Reilly Factor" with Bill O'Reilly, www.foxnews.com. December 02, 2005.

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• Our liberties face a far greater threat from Hillary Clinton ... than from Saddam Hussein and Osama bin Laden. I am not saying that for impact; I believe that to the core of my being.

  Neal Boortz

  Believe, Impact, Liberty

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• I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.

  Joan Rivers

  Fashion, Ak 47, Leisure

  Joan Rivers (2014). “Diary of a Mad Diva”, p.71, Penguin

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• Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp.

  Jay Leno

  Summer, Phones, Numbers

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• Supporters of Osama bin Laden want to rename the Arabian Sea after bin Laden's death. They want to call it "Martyr's Sea." Please, hiding in your bedroom for six years with the blinds closed? How about "Chicken of the Sea?

  Jay Leno

  Years, Sea, Want

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• Osama bin Laden's death has been in the news all day. Leftish
  stations are going, 'President Obama saves the world.' Stations on the right are
  going, 'Obama kills fellow Muslim.'

  Craig Ferguson

  President, News, World

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• In the long term, we've got to defeat an ideology of hate with an ideology of hope. There' a reason why people like [Al-Qaida leader Osama] bin Laden are able to recruit suiciders, because if you don't have hope, you're attracted to an ideology which says, it's OK to kill people and kill yourself.

  George W. Bush

  Hate, Long, People

  "Marking Fifth Anniversary of Terror Attacks, Bush Tours 9/11 Sites". www.haaretz.com. September 11, 2006.

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• Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space; they hack into Google's computers; the Osama bin Laden people can't make their underwear blow up.

  Francis Fukuyama

  Mean, Blow, Space

  "The Colbert Report", May 02, 2011.

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• Strip away the usual hot air, and bin Laden's audiotape is the sign of a seriously weakened man.

  Fareed Zakaria

  Men, Air, Usual

  "Who Needs More Mud Huts?". Newsweek Article, www.khaleejtimes.com. May 03, 2006.

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• Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.

  David Letterman

  Suicide, Years, Wife

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• Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.

  David Letterman

  Wife, Three, Osama Bin Laden

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• For many Americans, Osama bin Laden is the paradigmatic Muslim, an absurd conviction for anyone who has lived with Muslims.

  Miroslav Volf

  Osama Bin Laden, Conviction, Absurd

  "Did 9/11 Make Us Morally ‘Better’" by Miroslav Volf, www.huffingtonpost.com. September 7, 2011.

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• I think President Obama has always been a little bit underestimated. Some of the things he's done with foreign policy have been unassailable. Getting us out of Iraq, killing Osama Bin Laden.

  Willie Geist

  Thinking, Iraq, President

  Source: www.gq.com

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• What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle.

  David Letterman

  Hate, Kids, Wife

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• In the spirit of the Irish people, Osama bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass!

  Mike Moran

  Kissing, People, Royal

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• It was Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda who attacked the U.S. on September 11, 2001, not Saddam Hussein and Iraq.

  Peter DeFazio

  Iraq, September 11, Hussein

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• Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, 'what is good for them and what is not.'

  George W. Bush

  Roles

  "Bush: Islamic radicalism doomed to fail". Speech at a National Endowment for Democracy event, www.cnn.com. October 6, 2005.

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• You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden.

  Jon Stewart

  Rewards, Enough, Nickels

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• Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive.

  Joe Biden

  Alive, Politics, Osama Bin Laden

  "Who’s Tough Enough?". DNC Speech, www.nytimes.com. January 31, 2012.

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