Black Friday Quotes

• You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There's another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.

  Bill Gates

  Thanksgiving, Friday, Monday

  "Inside the Mind of Bill Gates". Book by Shaun Green, September 5, 2014.

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• Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

  Unknown

  Friday, People, Being Thankful

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• Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop

  Gertrude Stein

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

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• I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

  Kumail Nanjiani

  Thanksgiving, Friday, Wall

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• Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.

  Seth Godin

  Friday, Media, Black

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• Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.

  Unknown

  Friday, Black

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• Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

  Unknown

  Funny Love

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• Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!

  Bill Gates

  Friday, Monday, Tuesday

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• Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

  Joy Behar

  Friday, Stupid, Black

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• I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

  Jerry Smith

  Shopping, Bulls, Shops

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• Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.

  Bo Derek

  Funny, Fashion, Money

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.

  Unknown

  Christmas, Merry Christmas

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• Some people see Black Friday as a much-needed break for their wallet. I see it as retail outlets showing the customers the full weight of their contempt. The frenzy to buy cheap crap from China, the human downgrade of people fighting with each other over items they can probably live without, to me, is an insult.

  Henry Rollins

  Friday, Fighting, People

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• We live in a consumer culture, and Black Friday is like the July 4th of that culture. It might be good not to live in this culture, but it terms of what we can do to make people safer at big sales, it seems more useful to try to avoid dangerous crowd conditions.

  John Seabrook

  Friday, 4th Of July, People

  "Ask the Author Live: John Seabrook on Crowds". live chat, www.newyorker.com. January 28, 2011.

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• Don't even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don't have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan.

  Rob Delaney

  Friday, Love You, Shopping

  Rob Delaney (2013). “Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.”, p.114, Spiegel & Grau

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• I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.

  Stephen Colbert

  Friday, Children, Black

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• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.

  Elayne Boosler

  Shopping, Groceries, Shopaholic

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• Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

  Albert Brooks

  Friday, Tuesday, Black

  Twitter post from Nov 18, 2011

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• World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.

  Craig Ferguson

  Friday, War, Climbing

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• Black Friday is not another bad hair day in Wall Street. It's the term used by American retailers to describe the day after the Thanksgiving Holiday, seen as the semi-official start of Christmas shopping season.

  Evan Davis

  Thanksgiving, Christmas, Friday

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• For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe.

  Mark Skousen

  Friday, Strong, Black

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• In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.

  Craig Ferguson

  Friday, Cutting, Police

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• Black Friday, in reality, is a symptom of the plight that 30 years of Reaganomics has brought to working people in America. Right along with the frenzied rise of shoppers willing to fight each other at retail outlets across America, we've been steadily, for the last 30 years, watching the destruction of organized labor ... of decent pay and wages and conditions for working people. ... We have Black Friday today because the wealthy elite have strangled their workers for 32 years, ever since Ronald Reagan's election.

  Thom Hartmann

  Friday, Fighting, Reality

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• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

  Elayne Boosler

  Depression, Country, Strong Women

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