You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.
I do believe that the party has a bunch of elephants running around in donkey clothes.
Thus, be every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.
Donkeys are the most misunderstood and abused animals around the world.
Did you see Bush on TV, trying to debate? Jesus, he talked like a donkey with no brains at all...It was pitiful...I almost felt sorry for him, until I heard someone call him 'Mr. President,' and then I felt ashamed.
A unicorn is a donkey from the future
Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.
Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.
There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.
Learning without wisdom is a load of books on a donkey's back.
The FBI announced today that they are now looking for Osama bin Laden's financial adviser. You think this guy is in demand. How good can he be? his top client is living in a cave and driving a donkey. It doesn't sound like he is getting the best return on his investments to me.
Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!
All the donkeys I knew had small ears!
It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.
There is no such thing as Success....That a thing is successful merely means that it is; a millionaire is successful in being a millionaire and a donkey in being a donkey.
If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.
Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey.
Donkeys have the courage to bray after the death of a lion. (not meant to glorify carnivorous practice).
Never take advice from a donkey.
When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.
The whole new Democratic Party is the old Republican Party. We have a whole bunch of elephants running around in donkey's clothes.
There's over 2000 donkeys in this tournament and I had to be at the table with none of them.
Dangling a carrot in front of a donkey—or anyone else for that matter—is not nice, and not fair, unless you eventually plan to give it up to them.
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