Miami Dolphins Quotes

• I’m not going to be the Alabama coach.

  Nick Saban

  Dolphins, Alabama, Coaches

  "Record setting coach revered, reviled and ready for the game of the year" by Steve Hummer, www.cnn.com. November 4, 2011.

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• Can't make chicken salad out of chicken noodle

  Mike Ditka

  Salad, Noodles, Chickens

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• You can't make chicken salad out of chicken feathers

  Joe Kuhel

  Baseball, Salad, Chickens

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• I like Halloween. It gives you a chance to dress up like something you're not, you know? Like when the Miami Dolphins put on football uniforms.

  David Letterman

  Football, Halloween, Giving

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• I've got a lot of good friends - the owner of the Miami Dolphins and the New York Jets - both owners are friends of mine.

  Mitt Romney

  New York, Good Friend, Election

  "Redneck-&-neck: Romney looking strong down South", nypost.com. March 13, 2012.

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• The Miami Dolphins have to be taken seriously. Here's a team that seems to be jelling.

  Al Michaels

  Team, Taken, Seems

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• In the late-'80s, there was a big push to make American football big in Scotland. The Super Bowl was on TV, but it didn't really catch on. When I was a kid, though, I became a big Miami Dolphins fan. I don't really know why - I just liked the logo, I guess. I didn't really know what was going on.

  Kevin McKidd

  Football, Kids, Scotland

  "Today" Interview, www.today.com. Ocotber 1, 2007.

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• Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win.

  Conan O'Brien

  Running, Fun, Winning

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