Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.
Thanks to farm subsidies, the fine collaboration between agribusiness and Congress, soy, corn and cattle became king. And chicken soon joined them on the throne. It was during this period that the cycle of dietary and planetary destruction began, the thing we're only realizing just now.
Studying cows, pigs and chickens can help an actor develop his character. There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me.
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
If people knew how KFC treats its chickens, they'd never eat another drumstick.
I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.
The chickens have come home to roast.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
The chicken that we eat is chock-full of feminine hormones. So, when men eat these chickens, they deviate from themselves as men.
The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts.
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.
Don't count your chickens before they egg.
My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.
All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom.
My diet is mostly chicken and fish. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit man, I am a vegetable man anyway. And I also get a lot of rest. That's the key I may be up early, but I'm in bed early too.
I've never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken's head off in a sideshow.
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