Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
Don't count your chickens before they egg.
I live with an 18-month-old Jack Russell named Chicken. He moved in about 15 months ago, and it was very hard at first because I work a lot and he doesn't.
Before I got in this business I was in the chicken business.
It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house.
Curses, like chickens, come home to roost.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.
It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
I don't know what organically grown chickens are; I've never seen one.
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.
I wasn't popular in the home office because I wasn't chicken. I'm just a risk taker. I have gut instincts.
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
The author O. Henry taught me about the value of the unexpected. He once wrote about the noise of flowers and the smell of birds—the birds were chickens and the flowers dried sunflowers rattling against a wall.
The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns.
If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.
If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.
As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.
What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander, but it is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the Guinea hen.
It's easy. You draw a red line on the ground, right? Then you wait for a chicken to come along. When he arrives, he puts his beak right on the line and he's hypnotized!
We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat.
I just love chickens.
I only eat fish - no chicken, no turkey, just fish. I get all my protein from fish and egg whites.
A vegan diet takes care of most of what we need to do. But you'll also want to minimize the use of oils generally, because while olive oil and other vegetable oils are better for your heart than chicken fat, they are as fattening as animal fats.
My mother turned into a professional widow. She couldnt understand why I wanted to be an engineer; she thought I should be a chicken farmer.
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