People in New York love having roof parties.
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written
I loved Australia. I was very successful there
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake
I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film
Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself
I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started
If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that
It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me
There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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