People in New York love having roof parties.
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.
I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written
I loved Australia. I was very successful there
There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake
It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me
There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all
I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors.
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
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