People in New York love having roof parties.
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started
I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that
I will not be misquoted!
I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage
Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right.
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.
Only lately, like within the last few years, have I had people actually do an impression of me to me, which weirds me out to think of what they have picked up on, without ever realizing it myself
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