People in New York love having roof parties.
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase
I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place
If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward.
My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
There's people that are just in awe of what you do, and then there are people who just think it's garbage. And I think there are people who are just uncomfortable seeing someone have fun with their job
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also
I was probably just trying to be Dennis Miller, but without the vocabulary to actually be Dennis Miller. I guess I was just less interesting than I am now, if I am interesting at all
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires
People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6.
It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.
I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
I haven't done a lot in London. I think comedy over there is how it was over here years ago. There's tons of it, and they're better paid.
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