Mother In Law Quotes - Page 2

• Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

  Marilyn vos Savant

  Mother, Mean, Law

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• I went from resenting my mother-in-law to accepting her, finally to appreciating her. What appeared to be her diffidence when I was first married, I now value as serenity.

  Ayelet Waldman

  Mother, Law, Appreciate

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• We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, "I've decided I want to be cremated." I said, "Alright, get your coat."

  Dave Spikey

  Mother, Blue, Law

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• God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the patience not to strangle my mother-in-law, chop her into little pieces, and dump them down a sewer.

  Jennifer Weiner

  Mother, Law, Serenity

  Jennifer Weiner (2008). “Little Earthquakes”, p.226, Simon and Schuster

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• I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other.

  Tori Amos

  Mother, Law, Great Relationship

  "Tori Amos: My family values". Interview with Jamie Tabberer, www.theguardian.com. October 5, 2012.

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• My mother-in-law was with me during all four of my births and when she was sitting next to me holding my hand during the cesareans, well, I craved that.

  Patricia Heaton

  Mother, Hands, Law

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• I love my mother-in-law and I think I'm a really good one, too.

  Reba McEntire

  Mother, Thinking, Law

  Source: www.sheknows.com

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• I know my mother-in-law would drive two hours to go see a movie that I'm in.

  Melanie Lynskey

  Mother, Law, Two

  "The Playlist Profile: Melanie Lynskey Talks Hollywood, ‘Hello I Must Be Going,’ ‘Heavenly Creatures’ & More" by Maris James, www.indiewire.com. September 04, 2012.

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• A bride who is bullied by her mother-in-law will herself become a bad mother-in-law.

  Sin-Itiro Tomonaga

  Mother, Law, Bullied

  "The Story of Spin" by Sin-Itiro Tomonaga, translated by Takeshi Oka, University of Chicago Press, (p. 217), 1997.

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• What can you say about a man, who on Mother's Day sends flowers to his mother-in-law, with a note thanking her for making him the happiest man on Earth?

  Nancy Reagan

  Mother, Flower, Men

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in.

  Les Dawson

  Christmas, Mother, Running

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

  Lenny Bruce

  Mother, Home, Men

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• Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

  Emily Yoffe

  Mother, Law, Common

  "Mother Loathe". Live chat, www.slate.com. May 27, 2015.

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• To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.

  Honore de Balzac

  Marriage, Mother, Country

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• The mother-in-laws themselves weren't natural jokes but most comedians used to use that.

  Allen Toussaint

  Mother, Law, Comedian

  "'Fresh Air' Remembers Hit Songwriter, Pianist And Producer Allen Toussaint". "Fresh Air" with Dave Davies, www.npr.org. November 13, 2015.

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• Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults.

  Ken Schwaber

  Mother, Law, Faults

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• A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life.

  Jaime Lerner

  Mother, Law, Car

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• The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Law, Oil

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• The mother-in-law is the centre of a family.

  Les Dawson

  Mother, Law, Centre

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition was deemed necessary.

  Marianne O. Battani

  Mother, Book, Law

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• It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did.

  Beverly D'Angelo

  Mother, Law, Objectives

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• I suppose, mother-in-laws are frightening figures. Especially, more so for mother-in-laws to be.

  Sonia Gandhi

  Mother, Law, Figures

  Interview with Rajdeep Sardesai, www.indiatoday.in. November 22, 2016.

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• I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it.

  Henny Youngman

  Mother, Law, House

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• Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock.

  Henny Youngman

  Mother, Law, Cuckoos

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• But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced.

  Wanda Sykes

  Daughter, Mother, Law

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