Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes or anything. I don't need no classroom.
I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.
I do a lot of Vegas work and work with the comedians.
I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them.
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.
In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.
Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language.
It seems like when I first started, people got into comedy because they wanted to be good comedians.
Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't do impressions.
Whatever talent I had, I'm sure it helped that my parents were in the business and that I grew up around actors, comedians and directors.
Normally, I name my characters after famous comedians.
Comedians are really writers who don't
have pens and pencils about them, but
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
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