Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners.
A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
I was a standup comedian, which is kind of like writing and directing yourself.
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
Comedians walk out, get a feel for the crowd. If it's not going good, we change directions. If we got to drag your momma into this thing, we will. Whatever we got to do.
Comedians still make fun of Bill's out-of-control appetites, but with Hillary, the mockery is about how she lets nothing be out of control.
Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken.
As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.
The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
My grandfather was running Hillcrest Country Club, and that's where a whole group of Hollywood comedians hung out.
It seemed to me you could do anything in comics. So I started doing my thing, which is mainly influenced by novelists, stand-up comedians, that sort of thing
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