People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
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