People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.
People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.
I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.
I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.
I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.
I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?
I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.
I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.
My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
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