Kathy Griffin Quotes

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• I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

  Kathy Griffin

  Fashion, Fun, Silly

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• I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don't like this whole climate of, 'You can't ever say anything bad about the group I'm in, cause every group is untouchable.' We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.

  Kathy Griffin

  Say Anything, Climate, Groups

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• I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

  Kathy Griffin

  People, Manners, Raised

  "Is... Not Nicole Kidman". Comedy TV show, August 03, 2005.

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• I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.

  Kathy Griffin

  Judging, Listening, Ears

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• I have a no-apology policy.

  Kathy Griffin

  Apology, Policy

  "Kathy Griffin: GLAAD to Show Off Her Bikini Bod" by Marc Malkin, www.eonline.com. April 20, 2009.

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• There's one thing that's really great about waking up early, and it's not jogging or greeting the day - it's just that that's when they make doughnuts.

  Kathy Griffin

  Funny, Witty, Up Early

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• Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that's just part of the deal. I'm not really sure what's going to come out of my mouth.

  Kathy Griffin

  Regret, Mouths, I Regret

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• I have no limits, no filter, no class, no poise. No decorum. Just fun.

  Kathy Griffin

  Fun, Class, Filters

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• I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don't care how many people they killed.

  Kathy Griffin

  Sexy, Men, People

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• So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

  Kathy Griffin

  Limits, Wonder, Should

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• Life is adventure. Travel is adventure at a different address.

  Kathy Griffin

  Adventure, Different, Addresses

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• I'll be honest, there's a part of me that does think I'm held to a different standard than my contemporaries and peers, and it's a little frustrating.

  Kathy Griffin

  Thinking, Doe, Different

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• Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.

  Kathy Griffin

  Comedian, Remember, Folks

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• That's life when you're on the D-list.

  Kathy Griffin

  Lists

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• When I see you, I smile. When I touch you, I feel you. When I kiss you, I love you!

  Kathy Griffin

  I Love You, Kissing, I Smile

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• I have a no-apology policy. No apologies for jokes. I apologize in my real life all the time. I say ridiculous things, I make mistakes constantly. But when I'm on stage, I'm at a microphone it's a joke!

  Kathy Griffin

  Real, Mistake, Apology

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• Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

  Kathy Griffin

  Kids, Names, Apples

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• I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It's a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there's so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

  Kathy Griffin

  Children, Fun, Believe

  Source: thecelebritycafe.com

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• I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly.

  Kathy Griffin

  Regret, I Regret

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• Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

  Kathy Griffin

  Gossip, Care, Wells

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• A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

  Kathy Griffin

  Stars, Humor, Sense Of Humor

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• I have what I call A-list moments, but believe me, I'm still on the D-list.

  Kathy Griffin

  Believe, Lists, Moments

  Interview with Rachel Deahl, www.publishersweekly.com. September 10, 2009.

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• I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

  Kathy Griffin

  Lists, Worst

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• I grew up in Chicago and was a huge fan of 'The Second City', so when I moved to L.A., I was looking for anything that resembled that... then I started 'The Groundlings', so I went to a show and it was very much like 'Second City'. I was so impressed that that same night I went backstage and I went up to the funniest person there.

  Kathy Griffin

  Night, Cities, Chicago

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• I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound.

  Kathy Griffin

  Night, Profound, Sexism

  "The PW Interview: Kathy Griffin". Interview with Rachel Deahl, www.publishersweekly.com. September 10, 2009.

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