Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes it reminds me to wipe my ass.
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.
I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do!
Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse or something like that, so that even helps people when I'm doing comedy; it's all done to make them laugh.
A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.
Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping.
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