I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
When I was little, there were three channels.
If I do the same act that I did in 1995, in essence you're saying (in a robotic voice), 'My mind has never changed'
I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.
Kids today know way more than you think they do, with the Internet and 500 TV channels.
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have.
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