A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it love — true love.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.
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