How to Avoid Pleurisy: Never make love to a girl named Candy on the tailgate of a half-ton Ford pickup during a chill rain in April out on Grandview Point in San Juan County, Utah.
Three words remain that can yet stir the blood of man: the word 'rebellion'; the word 'revolt'; the word 'revolution'.
Congress is always willing to appropriate money for more and bigger paved roads, anywhere -- particularly if they form loops.
In social institutions, the whole is always less than the sum of its parts. There will never be a state as good as its people, or a church worthy of its congregation, or a university equal to its faculty and students.
Civilization, like an airplane in flight, survives only as it keeps going forward.
Beauty is only skin deep; ugliness goes all the way through.
King Arthur and his armored goons of the Round Table functioned as the Politburo of a slave state: Camelot. Of all who have written on the Matter of Arthur, from Malory to White, only Mark Twain understood this. But Mark Twain was a great writer.
Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers -- obedient to the whim of any fool who takes the controls.
Passion, sexual passion, may lead to marriage, but cannot sustain marriage. The purpose of marriage is the raising of children, for which patience, not passion, is the necessary foundation.
I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts.
It is true that some of my fiction was based on actual events. But the events took place after the fiction was written.
The axiom of conditioned repetition, like the binomial theorem, is nothing but a piece of insolence.
What is reason? Knowledge informed by sympathy, intelligence in the arms of love.
In America, as elsewhere, the general irritability level keeps rising.
A journey into the wilderness is the freest, cheapest, most nonprivileged of pleasures. Anyone with two legs and the price of a pair of army surplus combat boots may enter.
Poor Dimitri Shostakovich: In the Soviet Union, he was condemned as being too radical; in the West, for being too conservative. He could please no one but the musical public. He revenged himself on both by writing a short piece called 'March of the Soviet Police.'
Art, science, philosophy, religion -- each offers at best only a crude simplification of actual living experience.
Whenever I read _Time_ or _Newsweek_ or such magazines, I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?
Proust again: One can only wish that a man with such powers of total recall had led a less tedious life, moved among somewhat livelier circles.
War? The one war I'd be happy to join is the war against officers.
Nothing can excel a few days in jail for giving a young man or woman a quick education in the basis of industrial society.
Little boys love machines; girls adore horses; grown-up men and women like to walk.
The hawk's cry is as sharp as its beak.
Anton Bruckner wrote the same symphony nine times, trying to get it just right. He failed.
All forms of government are pernicious, including good government.
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