The thing about improvisation is that it's not about what you say. It's listening to what other people say. It's about what you hear.
Am I allowed to call myself working-class now? Because obviously I'm now very rich.
All disc jockeys are without talent. Noel Edmonds - I can't stand Noel Edmonds.
When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.
Have you ever had sex with a horse?
In fact, I don't watch a lot of contemporary comedy for fear of being influenced by it.
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