The uncreated and the dead exist solely in our actual and virtual pasts.
I think the story is the most ancient form of human entertainment.
Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon.
I got a rejection letter from an editor at HarperCollins, who included a report from his professional reader. This report shredded my first-born novel, laughed at my phrasing, twirled my lacy pretensions around and gobbed into the seething mosh pit of my stolen clichés. As I read the report, the world became very quiet and stopped rotating. What poisoned me was the fact that the report's criticisms were all absolutely true. The sound of my landlady digging in the garden got the world moving again. I slipped the letter into the trash... knowing I'd remember every word.
A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice.
Courage is the highest quality for a soldier, but technology is a fine substitute.
Loneliness is an integral part of travelling. I used to think it was the downside to travelling, but now I realise it is a necessary educative part of it to be embraced.
I feel like something important has happened to me. Is this possible?
Oh, diplomacy ... it mops up war's spillages; legitimizes its outcomes; gives the strong state the means to impose its will on a weaker one, while saving its fleets and battalions for weightier opponents.
I think words operate like musical notes that the eyeball hears.
Perhaps all human interaction is about wanting and getting.
The earth's a door if you press your ear against it.
Power, time, gravity, love. The forces that really kick ass are all invisible.
I'm not from a milieu where high-register language or philosophical ideas were welcome.
Writing is probably one-fifth coming up with the stuff, and four-fifths self-editing again and again and again.
Who was blowing on the nape of my neck?
Words are what you fight with but what you fight about is whether or not you're afraid of them.
What do I miss? Second-hand bookshops where I can find things I had no idea I wanted. AbeBooks helps, but it doesn't have that smell.
I often lose myself in the Sudoku-like challenges of making a book work.
We are both busy people, so let's cut the small talk.
Under the Enrichment Laws, consumers have to spend a fixed quota of dollars each month, depending on their strata. Hoarding is an anti-corpocratic crime.
Only professional diplomats, inveterate idiots and women view diplomacy as a long-term substitute for war.
...now I'm a spent firework; but at least I've been a firework.
Probably in a parallel universe not far from here, I'm working for Nintendo.
One fine day a predatory world shall consume itself.
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