Wilson Mizner Quotes - Page 3

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• He's a trellis for varicose veins.

  Wilson Mizner

  Sarcastic, Veins

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• Most hard-boiled people are half-baked.

  Wilson Mizner

  People, Half, Hard

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• The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

  Wilson Mizner

  Wisdom, Differences, Bars

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.

  Wilson Mizner

  Party, Wind, Popularity

  Evanell K. Powell Brant, Addison Mizner, Wilson Mizner (1979*). “Debauched Proverbs and Other Miznerisms of Addison Mizner and Wilson Mizner”

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• I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

  Wilson Mizner

  Lawyer, Fortune, Contact

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• Failure has gone to his head.

  Wilson Mizner

  Sarcastic, Work, Gone

  "Eighty-Five from the Archive: Alva Johnston" by Erin Overbey, www.newyorker.com. March 3, 2010.

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• Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

  Wilson Mizner

  Time, Hollywood, Made

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• The day which we fear as our last is but the bday of eternity. - By SenecaThe first hundred years are the hardest.

  Wilson Mizner

  Years, Lasts, Firsts

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• The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork.

  Wilson Mizner

  Real, Giving, Bird

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• The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock.

  Wilson Mizner

  Bird, Cuckoos, Cuckoo Clocks

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• There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.

  Wilson Mizner

  Wealth, Danger, Bigs

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• Count 10 over him - he'll get up

  Wilson Mizner

  Boxing, Get Up

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• Florida was invented for Addison Mizner's little brother.

  Wilson Mizner

  Brother, Florida, Little Brother

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