Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
Rich parents are famous both for miserliness and astonishing longevity. And, when they finally do die, you'll find they've left their estate in inviolate trust to the golden retrievers.
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