Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
Creative writing teachers should be purged until every last instructor who has uttered the words 'Write what you know' is confined to a labor camp. Please, talented scribblers, write what you don't. The blind guy with the funny little harp who composed The Iliad, how much combat do you think he saw?
A world government run by the UN will be like getting an old, purblind, half-deaf substitute teacher.
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