Robert Pattinson Funny Quotes

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• I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Girl, Hate

• I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Eyebrows, Vampire

• There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Promise, Rumor

• I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Two, Roles

• What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Kissing

  "‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’ Press Conference from San Diego Comic-Con 2009 with Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner". collider.com. July 23, 2009.

• I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, People, Able

• This is a good look. I'm gonna mess him up," Pattinson praises Stewart. "And I'm just like, I don't know what's going on? Where am I? I just walked out of a flower bed in this scene as well.... I was standing in the flower bed and then walked out of it and then stopped and looked confused.... If I didn't have contact lenses on, that was a really spectacular look I just did.... I should have had million thoughts, like Hamlet.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Confused, Flower

• I have been called Taylor Lautner a few time which I'm quite happy about. You only have to look at us to see how funny that is but it's nice to pretend I might be hiding a Taylor six-pack under my shirt.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Nice, Looks

• I look a bit like him.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Looks, Bits

• Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Want, Would Be

  "Best of Robert Pattinson's audio commentary". "Twilight" DVD, ew.com. March 21, 2009.

• I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Fake, Six Packs

• I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Son, Taught

• The special effects team designed everything, which basically allowed me to stand on a green box and look and stay relatively expressionless and all these machines did the acting for me. Just the way I like it (laughs)

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Team, Laughing

• In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Book, Talking

• I've got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Strong, Hands

• Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Cereal, Wigs

• I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be... I just can't wait!

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Thinking, Waiting

• People would be in hysterics if they saw that. It's like, wow, he's a superhuman moron.... So he wears lipstick, has a little bouffant, and does little circus acts as well. Oh, he's so sexy.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Sexy, People

• This is quite difficult 'cause I have a really flat head, and so it's quite difficult to get a correct angle. And you can't go up from down below as well, 'cause I've got, like, rock solid gelled hair. And so, like, it was odd. I don't know, sometimes I feel like my head is being, like, turned inside out. Like that episode of Ren & Stimpy when he's inside his own belly button. I don't know.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Hair, Rocks

• The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Sports, Men

• Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Eyebrows, Guy

  "'Twilight' DVD: Best of Robert Pattinson's audio commentary" by Mandi Bierly, ew.com. March 23, 2009.

• Girls, you know it's all just a game to them, relationships. Just go around stomping on everyone.... I mean, look at this poor guy in the background with his collar up. You know he's just gonna get ruined by women.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Girl, Mean

• Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Baseball, Eyebrows

• Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Awards, Relevant

• I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

  Robert Pattinson

  Funny, Hate, Two

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