Ray Romano Quotes About Twins

Quotes about: Twins

• Identical twins. I'm glad they're identical 'cause you save money on photographs. That's what I like. Yeah. Here's my little boy. I got another one just like it.

  Ray Romano

  Boys, Littles, Causes

• Sex after one child shows down. After twins... ooh... I'll tell you what it is for us. I'll share it with you. Every three months. We don't plan it that way. That's just how it works out. It's the weirdest thing. You know what I do? Every time I have sex, the next day I pay my estimated tax. My quarterlies are due. If it's oral sex, I renew my driver's license.

  Ray Romano

  Sex, Children, Next Day

• Without identical twins, you'll never get to experience entering a hotel room with one of them and watching him run into the full-length mirror because he though he saw his brother.

  Ray Romano

  Running, Brother, Mirrors

  Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”, Bantam

• You might think that's an exaggeration but believe me, if you leave twin two-year-olds alone in your living room, at some point a cow will be airborne.

  Ray Romano

  Believe, Thinking, Two

  Ray Romano (1999). “Everything and a Kite”

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