Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.
People think living in your parents' basement until you're twenty-nine is lame. But what they don't realize is that while you're there, you save money on rent, food, and dates.
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.
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