When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet.
Black people don't talk about diabetes that much. I never knew anything. I thought everyone had an uncle with a leg cut off!
I have so much hair; I have a separate wig closet in my house.
I was taught not to confront and interrupt people, but that's what I do every day on 'The View.'
When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I have no idea who you are.' I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I'll be like, 'Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?'
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