I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.
A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.
If you see something you don't understand, smash it.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?
Fear is the root of all courage.
I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.
I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!
Frankly, once I've eaten a thing, I don't expect to see it again.
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