Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.
Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
Herpes, AIDS, the Middle East at full throttle. Better check that sausage before you put it in the waffle.
Some friendships are formed by a commonality of interests and ideas: you both love judo or camping or making your own sausage. Other friendships are forged in alliance against a common enemy.
To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.
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