Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.
This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.
Writing is like sausage making in my view; you'll all be happier in the end if you just eat the final product without knowing what's gone into it.
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night
A party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.
Politics is like sausage being made. It is unsavory, and it always has been that way, but we usually end up where we need to be.
Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.
What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?
Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats inside them. ... You can have them, a bit of fried bread, tinned tomatoes. Delicious.
I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
I don't normally cook, but if I did it probably would be beans, sausage, bacon and eggs. I never really get to eat that to be honest.
I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.
Learn to use an axe, and respect it and you can't help but love it. But abuse one and it will wear your hands raw and open your foot like an overcooked sausage.
My favorite fall or winter lunch is big steaming bowls of soup. I usually invite people for around 12:30 and have two hearty soups like shrimp corn chowder and lentil sausage soup, which can be made a day or two ahead.
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.
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