My life has been an open book, really. Everybody knows everything about me.
One neutron bomb in the morning may just ruin your whole morning.
Find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand.
A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through.
I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
You got amphetamine eyes.
Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.
All you did was wreck my bed and in the morning kick me in the head.
I always thought I was so fit.
You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.
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