How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?
Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris - they are things of beauty.
Is it my sweat that's no longer sweet?
I'll be dead by the time I'm forty.
I carry lots of guilt.
I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.
You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.
At my age you don't go into fatherhood lightly.
I'm just delighted that this woman I love can be a mum again.
I always thought I was so fit.
Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.
You got amphetamine eyes.
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.
A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through.
Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.
Love is just a hole in the wall.
I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.
You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.
In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.
I said hello unnoticed, you said good-bye too soon.
You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.
I was getting worried I may not become a grandfather, but the Lord has blessed me.
Everybody sings from their diaphragm.
Everybody sung in my family.
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