How can my son not be straight after all I've said and done for him?
Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris - they are things of beauty.
Is it my sweat that's no longer sweet?
I'll be dead by the time I'm forty.
In a year of re-election he was desperate to impress.
I said hello unnoticed, you said good-bye too soon.
You went to Woodstock and all that trash, your generation is fading fast.
I woke up in a barnyard when I heard a farmer shout. Get away, boy, from my daughter, then a shot gun rang out.
At my age you don't go into fatherhood lightly.
You know I think I could give a little more back to charity.
I got bored of not feeling affectionate towards girls.
A little child in Ethiopia will die before this song is through.
I carry lots of guilt.
I always thought I was so fit.
Hot legs, bring your Mother, too.
You got amphetamine eyes.
I'm just delighted that this woman I love can be a mum again.
Love is just a hole in the wall.
Won't someone please answer my prayers before I'm old and gray. I've been lonely too long and all my family thinks I'm gay.
The last thing I remember, I left with a girl on a motor bike that weighed 300 pounds.
You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.
She was the first woman who left me. (on his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up)
I don't have any social life or anything.
I enjoy a glass of wine, and I love my football. I suppose it's because I'm a real working-class.
I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
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