As for his secret to staying married: "My wife tells me that if I ever
decide to leave, she is coming with me."
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
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