Linus Torvalds Funny Quotes

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• When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

  Linus Torvalds

  Funny, Humor, People

  Post to comp.os.linux.development.apps newsgroup, groups.google.com. March 8, 1995.

• In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

  Linus Torvalds

  Funny, Humor, Microsoft

  "The Pragmatist of Free Software: Linus Torvalds Interview". Interview with Hiroo Yamagata, www.tlug.jp. September 30, 1997.

• I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

  Linus Torvalds

  Funny, Valentines Day, Witty

• Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances.

  Linus Torvalds

  Funny, Science, Shooting

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