I am the world's worst diabetic.
Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.
I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.
I am surrounded by counselors. My sister is a counselor. My daughter is training to be a counselor. A lot of my friends are counselors.
Now I know I am an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly every word. It all adds up. A bad home, poor diet, not liking punk. I think I will join the library and see what happens.
I have decided to be a poet. My father said there isn't a suitable career structure for poets and no pensions and other boring things, but I am quite decided.
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