Sid Waddell Quotes

• When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.

  Sid Waddell

  Tears, Eric, World

  "Jordan Spieth rambling his way towards golf's elite clubhouse in record time" by Scott Murray, www.theguardian.com. August 7, 2017.

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• Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

  Sid Waddell

  Sticks, Necks, Giraffe

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• The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

  Sid Waddell

  Redneck, Atmosphere, Vinegar

  "Sid Waddell's quotes: 13 of the best" by Lizzy Davies, www.theguardian.com. August 12, 2012.

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• One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time

  Sid Waddell

  Three, Hundred, Divided

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• William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

  Sid Waddell

  Apples, Peas, Darts

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

  Sid Waddell

  Trying, Kangaroos, Trampolines

  "A shocking sight at the theatre" by Simon Hoggart, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2006.

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• Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

  Sid Waddell

  Exercise, Ideas, Rooms

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• He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

  Sid Waddell

  Speed, Wasps, Predictable

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• That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

  Sid Waddell

  Lazarus, Comeback, Darts

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• Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.

  Sid Waddell

  Darts

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• Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!

  Sid Waddell

  Underdog, Keith, Darts

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• Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

  Sid Waddell

  Player, Body, Darts

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• Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

  Sid Waddell

  Hair, Elegance, Darts

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• Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

  Sid Waddell

  Heart, Stones, Beats

  "A shocking sight at the theatre" by Simon Hoggart, www.theguardian.com. November 10, 2006.

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• Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!

  Sid Waddell

  Valleys, Jockeys, Darts

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• Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!

  Sid Waddell

  Consistency, Orbit, Darts

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• Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.

  Sid Waddell

  Rivals, Golden, Underestimate

  Interview with Jim White, www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2002.

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• When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.

  Sid Waddell

  Two, Letters

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