When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
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