Zach Braff Quotes - Page 4

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• When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.

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  Running, Play, Junk

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• I'm hanging out with my New York friends, my Jersey boys, my family and loving every single second of it.

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  New York, Boys, Jersey

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• The success of 'Scrubs' allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

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  Summer, Shopping, Worry

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• I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

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  Laughing, Needs, Sometimes

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• I feel really bad for everyone who died on 9/11. Not just the people in the World Trade Center, Pentagon, or Flight 93, but all of the terrorists, too. 'Garden State' came out in 2004. That means none of them got a chance to see it. Let that sink in for a second. No wonder they're building a memorial.

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  Mean, Garden, People

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• I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

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  Jesus, Guy, Written

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• I like to think of myself as the Chris Benoit of the movie industry, capable of taking any picture and carrying it to box-office success. Take Garden State, without me that would have just been two hours of Portman doging.

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  Garden, Thinking, Two

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• I mean, I understand that Scrubs was my big break, but sooner or later you have to move on. I've already directed a movie, which received very good reviews, so it just seems much more important to me now. I feel that in order to better foster my creativity as an actor and director at this point, I need to be surrounded by other talented, artistic individuals, instead of just goofy comedians.

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  Moving, Creativity, Mean

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• Seriously, when's the last time you saw me wear shorts?

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  Lasts, Saws, Shorts

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• I did theater for a few years while I was in New York, but it was tough having to perform scripts worse than what I knew I could write.

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  New York, Writing, Years

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• It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

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  Horse, Kryptonite, Weak

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• You know, I've occasionally tried to watch other shows besides Scrubs, but comparing them is a bit like me competing in the special Olympics. Obviously I would win without contest, but the point is that they are trying their best.

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  Winning, Special, Trying

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• It really is fascinating stuff, and I've picked it up on Scrubs. Memorizing lines is at least as hard as studying a text book, I mean, by this point I know about as much as most 'real' doctors.

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  Real, Book, Mean

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• Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

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  Ideas, Right Ideas

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• I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

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  Baby, Ribs, Taste

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• I've always preferred Marvel over DC. I just relate to their characters better. I mean look at Wolverine, at first he was just a bit player in an ensemble cast. Now he's the only reason people read X-Men. Just like me and Scrubs.

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  Character, Mean, Player

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• It's really hard to find parts that challenge me as an actor these days. At this point in my career, I feel like I can just sleepwalk through most of my roles and still do a better job than 90 percent of the actors out there.

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  Jobs, Careers, Challenges

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• Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

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  Trying, Picks

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• When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker.

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  Bakers, Littles, Wanted

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• Prohibition didn't work, so why should emancipation work? I think we should just stick with a system that has proven to be effective.

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  Thinking, Sticks, Prohibition

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• Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint.

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  Regret, Thinking, Catholic

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• I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

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  Vacation, President

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• I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.

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  Kids, Dna, Tough

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• I find it hard to believe that so many people doubt the existence of God. I mean, seriously, I'm here, so is it such a stretch to imagine that another all-powerful being could exist somewhere in the universe?

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  Powerful, Believe, Mean

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• I have a great relationship with my parents. I have not been on lithium.

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  Parent, Great Relationship, Lithium

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