MaryJanice Davidson Quotes

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• Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Giving Up, Giving, Rejection

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• I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Jesus, Sneakers, Careers

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unpopular: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.21, Penguin

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• You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Maturity, Please, Ifs

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• Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Water, Holy, Communion

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• I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Sarcastic, Stupid, Sarcasm

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Undead and Unfinished: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.114, Penguin

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• Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Focus

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.97, Penguin

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• Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Want, Uncool, Knows

  MaryJanice Davidson (2011). “Undead and Undermined: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.86, Penguin

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• Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Eric, Loathe

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• He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Names, Hot, Fudge

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unemployed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.42, Penguin

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• It's nice to see you again, Laura." "Thank you, Mrs. T-" "No, no, no. Please, my name is-" "Mud," I suggested. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Call her Asshat for short." ~Laura, Antonia, Betsy

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Nice, Names, Mud

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• Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Shoes, Interesting, Blonde

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• I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  School, Math, Gone

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.105, Penguin

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• We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Soul, Politician, Knows

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.130, Penguin

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• I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Home, Broken, Scare

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.221, Penguin

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• Wow, girlfriend, you're incompatible with life! And here I thought I was just incompatible with pink.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Girlfriend, Wow

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.105, Penguin

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• My my Laura Goodman. I must say that is a charming name for a charming young lady." "Eric's old." I broke in. "Really really old." "Er— really?" Laura asked. "Gosh you don't look even out of your thirties." "Tons of face-lifts. He's a surgical addict. I'm trying to get him help." I added defensively when they both gave me strange looks.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Names, Trying, Eric

  MaryJanice Davidson (2005). “Undead and Unappreciated: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.155, Penguin

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• I've always assumed he'd be around to be, you know, yelled at and taken for granted. And of course I was wrong. Nobody's going to put up with that forever.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Taken, Forever, Granted

  MaryJanice Davidson (2005). “Undead and Unappreciated: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.204, Penguin

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• He snarled at me. "This isn't over yet, Betsy." "Excellent," I said. "I would also have accepted 'You haven't seen the last of me' and 'You'll regret this'.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Regret, Lasts, Excellent

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Undead And Unappreciated: Number 3 in series”, p.144, Hachette UK

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• I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you." "Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised. "WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Love You, Nuts, Feelings

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• The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Bad Day, Thinking, Blood

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.30, Penguin

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• Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Fun, Mean, Week

  MaryJanice Davidson (2007). “Undead and Uneasy: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.133, Penguin

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• You'll pay," she said stonily. "You won't be like this by this time tomorrow." "Bored and pissed off? God, I hope not.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Bored, Pissed Off, Pay

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• ... friends are such a mixed blessing.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Blessing

  Maggie Shayne, MaryJanice Davidson, Jacey Ford, Angela Knight (2009). “The Incredible Misadventures of Boo and the Boy Blunder: An Undead Novella A Penguin Group Special from Berkley Sensation”, p.21, Penguin

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• I'm in a Road Runner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Cartoon, Coyotes

  MaryJanice Davidson (2011). “Undead and Undermined: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.74, Penguin

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• Elizabeth Anne Taylor April 25, 1974 - April 25, 2004 Our Sweetheart, Only resting

  MaryJanice Davidson

  April, Sweetheart

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.19, Penguin

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