Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.
Home is where the heartache is.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
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