Kathy Lette Quotes

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• If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

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  Sleep, Kitchen, Bed

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• Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

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  Funny, Women, Cocky

  FaceBook post by Kathy Lette from Feb 25, 2013

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• Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

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  Relationship, Birthday, Humorous

  Kathy Lette (2010). “Men: A User's Guide”, p.1, Random House

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• Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place.

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  Sex, Teenager, Punishment

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• I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

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  Dirty, Men, House

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• living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

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  Daughter, Mother, Teenage

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• People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

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  Money, People, Shops

  Kathy Lette (2012). “Nip 'N' Tuck”, p.62, Random House

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• Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.

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  Want, Treated, Sequels

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• Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

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  Art, Beholder, Wallets

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• Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

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  Funny Marriage, Jokes

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• dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.

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  Loss, Thinking, People

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• Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

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  Women, Kryptonite, Age

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• If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.

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  Invention, Nobel, Inventor

  Kathy Lette (2012). “Altar Ego”, p.309, Random House

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• Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

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  Feminist, Brain, Should

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• It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.

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  Girl, Dog, Morning

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• In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.

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  Sex, Men, Hollywood

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• I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.

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  Home, Way, Bondage

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• As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

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  Mother, Breastfeeding, Meals

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• Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.

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  Love, Beautiful, Dog

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• My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

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  Love, Dad, Grief

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• What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction.

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  Dysfunction, Psychological, Huge

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• Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.

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  Men, Thinking, Judging

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• If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.

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  Men, Wonder, Bras

  Kathy Lette (1993). “Foetal attraction”, Pan

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• Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

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  Blokes, Bunch, Standing

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• The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited.

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  Matter, Truth Is

  Kathy Lette (2010). “The Llama Parlour”, p.6, A&C Black

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