Wallets Quotes

• A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.

  Steve Jobs

  Inspirational, Business, Educational

  Steve Jobs (0101). “Motivating Thoughts of Steve Jobs”, p.32, Prabhat Prakashan

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• Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  Robin Williams

  Funny, Single, Sexy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Carry your most important goal in your wallet".

  Jack Canfield

  Success, Law Of Attraction, Goal

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• Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you've got to transform your spirit from poor to rich.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Spirit, Rich, Poor

  Twitter post from Jul 12, 2013

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• He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

  Benjamin Franklin

  Women, Wife, Danger

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• It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.

  Russell Baker

  Law, Seems, American Life

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• Even if you have nothing in your wallet, nothing can keep you from having a great summer. You can listen to crickets sing you to sleep, trace the Big Dipper, breathe in the stars, run through a sprinkler, host a cartwheel contest in the front yard.

  Regina Brett

  Summer, Running, Stars

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• One can understand a person by the way he removes his wallet and puts his hand to take out money.

  Boman Irani

  Hands, Way, Persons

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• Guard you thoughts as you would your wallet.
  
  Habit is stronger than reason.

  George Santayana

  Stronger, Reason, Habit

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• Poor is a state of mind. Broke is a state of wallet. You can fix being broke; it's not so easy to fix being poor.

  Ric Edelman

  Mind, Easy, Poor

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• I’ve tried that. I’ve tried aspirin, too. Rusty thinks I should smoke marijuana, and I did for a while, but it only makes me giggle. What I’ve found does the most good is just to get into a taxi and go to Tiffany’s. It calms me down right away, the quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there, not with those kind men in their nice suits, and that lovely smell of silver and alligator wallets. If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany’s, then I’d buy some furniture and give the cat a name.

  Truman Capote

  Real, Nice, Cat

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• My youngest brother had a wonderful schtick from some time in high school, through to graduating medicine. He had a card in his wallet that read, ‘If I am found with amnesia, please give me the following books to read …’ And it listed half a dozen books where he longed to recapture that first glorious sense of needing to find out ‘what happens next’ … the feeling that keeps you up half the night. The feeling that comes before the plot’s been learned.

  Guy Gavriel Kay

  Brother, Book, School

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• If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning... Face it, friend. He is crazy about you!

  Max Lucado

  Inspirational, Uplifting, Morning

  Max Lucado (2013). “Grace for the Moment: Morning and Evening Devotional Journal”, p.152, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Funny, Dad, Father

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• Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases.

  Charles Baudelaire

  Funny, Dog, People

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• Someone stole my wallet last week. The guy called me up and he was mad at me. He was like 'you gotta get your finances together. You got no cash, your credit cards are maxed out. You don't even have minutes on your calling card. I had to use my card to call you.'

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Humor, Mad

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• Generosity is a function of the heart, not the wallet.

  Wayne Dyer

  Heart, Generosity, Function

  "Remembering Wayne Dyer: 20 Quotes to Help You Become a Better You" by Matt Mayberry, www.foxnews.com. September 01, 2015.

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• Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back
  Wherein he puts alms for oblivion,
  A great-sized monster of ingratitudes:
  Those scraps are good deeds past, which are devour'd
  As fast as they are made, forgot as soon as done.

  William Shakespeare

  Time, Past, Monsters

  'Troilus And Cressida' (1602) act 3, sc. 3, l. 145

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• I had a Velcro wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Addiction

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• For Father's Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It's appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet.

  Robert Orben

  Father, Kids, Smell

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• I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.

  Emo Philips

  Funny, Humor, Fifty

  "E=MO²". Comedy Album, 1985.

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• It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Inspirational, Funny, Dance

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• A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids.

  Michael Forest

  Father, Kids, Snapshots

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• Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled. Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had. The greatest scientists in history are great precisely because they broke with the consensus.

  Michael Crichton

  Matter, Way, Firsts

  "Aliens Cause Global Warming". A lecture at the California Institute of Technology, January 17, 2003.

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• Never have your wallet with you onstage. It's bad luck. You shouldn't play the piano with money in your pocket. Play like you need the money.

  Tom Waits

  Play, Piano, Waiting

  "Boho Blues". Interview with Bart Bull in San Francisco for Spin Magazine (USA), Volume 3, No. 6, September 1987.

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