Credit Card Quotes

• As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.

  Sam Ewing

  Children, Library, Doe

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• Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.

  Christopher Parker

  Fun, Attitude, Procrastination

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• A credit card is a convenient device that saves you the trouble of counting your change.

  Evan Esar

  Cards, Credit, Trouble

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• My advice is to treat [credit cards] like what they are: little plastic grenades that must be handled very carefully.

  Elizabeth Warren

  Advice, Cards, Credit

  Source: www.bethkobliner.com

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• In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.

  Billie Jean King

  Sports, Husband, Father

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• If you don't have the money management skills yet, using a debit card will ensure you don't overspend and rack up debt on a credit card.

  T. Harv Eker

  Skills, Cards, Credit

  "Q&A: T. Harv Eker Talks Money, Debt and Breaking Bad Habits". Interview with Sally Herigstad, www.foxbusiness.com. April 3, 2012.

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• A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.

  Evan Esar

  Cards, Credit, Wallets

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• Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did

  Henny Youngman

  Funny, Money, Wife

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• My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I'm flattered.

  Demetri Martin

  Balance, Cards, Credit

  Twitter post from Apr 21, 2012

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• When you're sick, you present your medicare card, not your credit card.

  Jack Layton

  Health, Sick, Cards

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• Credit card interest payments are the dumbest money of all.

  Hill Harper

  Cards, Credit, Payment

  Hill Harper (2011). “The Wealth Cure: Putting Money in Its Place”, p.60, Penguin

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• Money is a poor man's credit card.

  Marshall McLuhan

  Men, Cards, Credit

  Marshall McLuhan (1964). “Understanding media: the extensions of man”

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• You want 21 percent risk free? Pay off your credit cards.

  Andrew Tobias

  Risk, Cards, Credit

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• What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.

  Tom Wilson

  Country, Funny Things, Experience

  Tom Wilson (1997). “Ziggyisms: Notable Quotes of Wisdom for Everyday Living”, p.86, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.

  Jesse Jackson

  Famous Inspirational, Giving, Credit

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• Be truthful... and pay attention. I would also recommend the avoidance of credit cards.

  Mary McCarthy

  Advice, Cards, Attention

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• Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

  Earl Wilson

  Men, Car, Credit

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• Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have is one perfectly good party for hedge fund managers, credit card companies, banks, defense contractors, big agriculture and the pharmaceutical lobby... That's the Democrats. And they sit across the aisle from a small group of religious lunatics, flat-earthers and civil war re-enactors who mostly communicate by AM radio and call themselves the Republicans and who actually worry that Obama is a socialist. Socialist? He's not even a liberal.

  Bill Maher

  Religious, War, Party

  "Real Time with Bill Maher".

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• I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

  Ilie Nastase

  Missing You, Shopping, Wife

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• Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

  Robert Orben

  Family, Fathers Day, Mother

  Robert Orben (2012). “2500 Jokes to Start 'Em Laughing”, p.108, Doubleday

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• This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.

  Yasmine Bleeth

  Ghana, Making Love, Cards

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• Take the cards out of your wallet. A debit card is accepted just about everywhere that credit cards are, and you'll be spending money you have - always a good thing.

  Jean Chatzky

  Cards, Credit, Accepted

  Source: www.nbcnews.com

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• I never had credit card debt... I was very much about trying to gain my freedom, so it was about saving.

  Jenny Mollen

  Trying, Cards, Credit

  Source: www.cosmopolitan.com

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• I'm more of a debit card person, and I live in the 'now'. I don't like credit cards anymore. I try to live with whatever I can afford and don't try to put myself in an awkward position. I've done that before.

  Shane Filan

  Awkward, Trying, Cards

  "Westlife singer Shane Filan on life after his £18m bankruptcy". Interview with Lorraine McBride, www.telegraph.co.uk. August 19, 2013.

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• Upscale young men seem to go for the kind of woman who plays with a full deck of credit cards.

  Barbara Ehrenreich

  Men, Play, Cards

  Barbara Ehrenreich (1990). “WORST YEARS OF OUR LIVES”, Pantheon

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