Red Buttons Quotes About Wife

Quotes about: Wife

• King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

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  Kings, Wife, Tonight

• Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

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  Wife, Lamps, Dinner

• Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!

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  Shoes, Long, Wife

• Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

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  Night, Wife, Three

• Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

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  Son, Wife, Dinner

• Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!

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  Elephants, Wife, Rabbits

• Noah's wife, who said to him after 40 days and 40 nights, It's your turn to spread the papers on the floor! Never got a dinner!

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  Night, Wife, Paper

• The Invisible Man, who said to his wife, I don't care if it looks silly, don't stop! Never got a dinner!

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  Silly, Men, Wife

• Bluebeard, who said to Scottland Yard, How do I know how many wives I've killed? I'm not an accountant! Never got a dinner!

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  Wife, Yards, Dinner

• Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!

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  Wife, Dinner, Salt

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