I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.
I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.
Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.
Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.
Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
Zero-zero is a big score.
There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.
You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.
Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it
You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time.
I just wanted to give my players some technical advice. I told them the game had started.
You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces
One of the reserves came up to me and said 'I'm finding it a bit hard, it's the first time I've ever been dropped'. So I told him to do what Nick Faldo does and work at his game. Next thing I know he's doing exactly what Faldo does, he's taken up golf.
Jari Litmanen should be made compulsory.
He must be lightning slow.
Liverpool will think 'we could have won this 2-2'
They've certainly grown, the Japanese. I mean grown in stature, playing-wise.
That's not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand.
Apart from picking the ball out of the net, he hasn't had to make a save.
For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.
A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that.
I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was.
He'll take some pleasure from that, Brian Carey. He and Steve Bull have been having it off all afternoon.
Lee Dixon will be up against two South American left-handers tonight.
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