Bryan Callen Quotes

• Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

  Bryan Callen

  Letters, Pigeons, Messages

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• Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

  Bryan Callen

  Horse, Car, Guy

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• Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

  Bryan Callen

  Shock

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• I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

  Bryan Callen

  Fun, Heart, Two

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• I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

  Bryan Callen

  Celebrate, Masculinity

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• My parents were really nice to me.

  Bryan Callen

  Nice, Parent, Really Nice

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

  Bryan Callen

  Animal, Men, Views

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• There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

  Bryan Callen

  Sexy, Hot, Sexy Women

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• As an actor, you're never busy enough.

  Bryan Callen

  Actors, Busy, Enough

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• Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

  Bryan Callen

  Opposites, Disrespectful, Reason

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