Chris D'Elia Quotes

• We're the only species that listens to Michael Bublé when we have sex. That's gotta be wrong.

  Chris D'Elia

  Sex, Species

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• My biggest pet peeve is when a girl says, "I'm not into drama." Why are you even mentioning it?! That's dramatic in itself!

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Drama, Pet

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• No perfume. Because I want to know how you smell - right off the bat. Don't mask it up. I need to know how you smell because I need to know how we connect. A smell is a big thing. Pheromones. Don't cover that.

  Chris D'Elia

  Smell, Bats, Needs

  Source: www.popsugar.com

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• A girl who pays attention is very cool. It's really hard to pay attention to someone. I understand. I get it. I get bored a lot when I'm talking to people, but I try. So I'd like for the girl to try, too.

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Talking, Bored

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• Every guy is different, but just prepare to know him in a different way and be OK with it, because the times I've lived with girls, and I've lived with some very sweet girls, I felt bad that they had to live with me.

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Sweet, Guy

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• I think that men think they need their man caves. They don't really do. They think they want them, and then the second they do get them and they have alone time and time away from the girl, and the girl is really cool with giving them alone time, then that's when they, or at least I, start to think, "So, why are you so cool with me being alone? What's wrong with me that you don't want to be with me every second."

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Men, Thinking

  "Whitney's Chris D'Elia Is Back With More Relationship Advice". Interview with Annie Gabillet, www.popsugar.com. February 14, 2012.

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• Once I started doing stand-up, everything fell into place. That was when I started acting more; I felt like I'd found my place in the business.

  Chris D'Elia

  Acting, Found, Felt

  Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. June 12, 2012.

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• I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

  Chris D'Elia

  Girl, Want, Laundry

  Source: www.popsugar.com

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• Women, tend to talk more than men, and they do this thing where they say things that can easily be shown. Like, they don't need to do that.

  Chris D'Elia

  Men, Needs

  Source: www.popsugar.com

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