Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.
Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.
If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.
We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.
Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.
The most important thing is to try and enjoy life because you never know when it will be gone. If you wake up in the morning and have a choice between doing the laundry and taking a walk in the park, go for the walk. You'd hate to die and realize you had spent your last day doing the laundry.
You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.
An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.
Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?
We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.
It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.
There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.
So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home.
I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.
Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women smacking their laundry against a rock. When I hear about hardware, I think of pots and pans, and when I hear about software, I think of sheets and towels.
Once you get yourself on that path where you're willing to find something delightful in laundry and in dishwashers, it means that you train yourself to be able to find it almost anywhere in almost anything.
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