Laundry Quotes

• Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

  John Avery

  Pockets, Trouble

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• Look after your laundry, and your soul will look after itself.

  W. Somerset Maugham

  Motivational, Thought Provoking, Soul

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• If I don't do laundry today, I'm gonna have to buy new clothes tomorrow.

  Anna Paquin

  Clothes, Today, Tomorrow

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• Measurement is like laundry. It piles up the longer you wait to do it.

  Amber Naslund

  Motivational, Waiting, Marketing

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• After enlightenment, the laundry.

  Gautama Buddha

  Inspiring, Enlightenment

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• Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

  Burt Reynolds

  Marriage, Men, Average

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• We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it is only picking grapes or sorting the laundry.

  E. B. White

  Running, Wine, Long

  E. B. White (1989). “The Letters of E. B. White”, Perennial

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• Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

  Karl Lehenbauer

  Sunday, Midnight, Folding

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• Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

  Barry Sanders

  Football, Nfl, Important

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• The most important thing is to try and enjoy life because you never know when it will be gone. If you wake up in the morning and have a choice between doing the laundry and taking a walk in the park, go for the walk. You'd hate to die and realize you had spent your last day doing the laundry.

  Joyce Tenneson

  Photography, Morning, Hate

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• You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

  Zach Galifianakis

  Funny, Humor, Sneakers

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• I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

  Keri Russell

  Smell, Way, Sheets

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• So when the blue smoke of brittle leaves was in the air and the wind blew the wet laundry stiff on the line I decided to come back home.

  F. Scott Fitzgerald

  Home, Air, Blue

  F. Scott Fitzgerald (2013). “The Great Gatsby”, p.136, Atlântico Press

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• An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

  Cate Blanchett

  Actresses, Honest

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• There is profundity to explore, but also laundry to do.

  Bruce Feiler

  Profundity

  Bruce Feiler (2010). “The Council Of Dads: Family, fatherhood, and life lessons to leave my daughters”, p.90, Hachette UK

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• Give me a laundry list and I'll set it to music.

  Gioachino Rossini

  Music, Giving, Lists

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• It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

  Laurence J. Peter

  Love, Relationship, Valentines Day

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• We were clever enough to turn a laundry list into poetry.

  Umberto Eco

  Clever, Lists, Enough

  Umberto Eco (2001). “Foucault's Pendulum”, Random House

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• Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

  Elayne Boosler

  Long, Enough, Hamper

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• It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

  Adam Levine

  Sweet

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• Feminism is an entire world view or gestalt, not just a laundry list of women's issues.

  Charlotte Bunch

  Issues, Views, Feminist

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• I have a couple of guys to do my laundry. Just because I'm lazy and rich.

  Kid Rock

  Couple, Guy, Lazy

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• I'm not a Luddite completely; I believe in refrigerators to cool my martinis, and washing machines because I hate to see women smacking their laundry against a rock. When I hear about hardware, I think of pots and pans, and when I hear about software, I think of sheets and towels.

  Studs Terkel

  Art, Hate, Believe

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• You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Faster, Pta, Folds

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