The geeks shall inherit the earth.
It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.
Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.
In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code.
The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.
Little else matters than to write good code.
Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.
We're the weirdest monkeys ever.
You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.
If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.
Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
C is the assembly language of Tcl.
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.
Let's give discredit where discredit is due.
You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.
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