If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog's tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.
You never realize a dog is a man's best friend until you start betting on horses.
Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won't use it.
I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.
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