You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
Golf is based on honesty, where else would you admit to a seven on a par three?
Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.
Some players would complain if they had to play on Dolly Parton's bedspread.
He's hit it fat.... It will probably be short.... It just hit the front edge of the green.... It's got no chance.... It's rolling toward the cup.... Well I'll be damned!
The players themselves can be classified into two groups- the attractions and the entry fees.
Sam Snead was born with a natural ability to keep his bar bills as low as his golf scores.
If he takes the option of dropping behind the point where the ball rests, keeping in line with the pin, his nearest drop is Honolulu.
One of these days I'm going to write a book on drops. That ought to sell. The shot's become more popular than putting.
Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.
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