Caddies Quotes

• After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Dirty, Golf, Play

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Winning, Years

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• I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.

  Johnny Miller

  Golf, Player, Thinking

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• I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say, "How hard do I hit it?" He'd tell me and I'd swing. The guys who come down here once a year and try to get smart with Mr. Jones' course are the dumb ones.

  Fuzzy Zoeller

  Smart, Golf, Swings

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• If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.

  Bobby Jones

  Golf, Advice, Bags

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• Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Care, Betting

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• If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.

  Dan Jenkins

  Golf, Play, Helping

  Dan Jenkins (2010). “Dead Solid Perfect”, p.94, Anchor

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• Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"

  Lee Trevino

  Golf, Men, Hell

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• Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.

  JoAnne Carner

  Golf, Bunkers, Blisters

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• Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.

  Martin Sheen

  Humor, Golf, Boys

  Interview with David Kupfer, progressive.org. July 1, 2003.

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• My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

  Ian Woosnam

  Golf, Thinking, Trying

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• If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

  George Archer

  Golf, Today, Ifs

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• Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

  Chi Chi Rodriguez

  Golf

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• I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?"

  Jack Lemmon

  Lying, Golf, Feet

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• According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

  Herbert Wind

  Golf, Edinburgh, Green

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• I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.

  JoAnne Carner

  Golf, Clean, Edges

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• I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?

  Tommy Bolt

  Golf, Clubs, Want

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• I played a practice round with Hubert [Green] the other day, and when we got to the ninth green, I heard a fan say, "Why does Hubert have two caddies?"

  Ken Green

  Golf, Practice, Two

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• I try to respect everybody out here: players, caddies, fans, media.

  Phil Mickelson

  Player, Media, Trying

  "Q&A With Phil Mickelson". Interview with Bob Verdi, www.golfdigest.com. April 23, 2009.

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• Golf took young kids like Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan and myself out of the caddie ranks and gave us money and a little bit of fame and let us live in the tall cotton.

  Jimmy Demaret

  Kids, Golf, Cotton

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• Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard - and achieved fame and fortune several years ahead of Ben and who, as a kid, had always been popular and better liked than Ben. No puzzle at all.

  Dan Jenkins

  Kids, Golf, Fire

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• The reason I don't play golf is because I was a caddie when I was 13. Women never gave up a golf ball that was lost somewhere in the trees and thicket and down through the poison ivy. It was during one of these searches that I vowed to the Lord above that if I ever earned enough money I would never set foot on a course again.

  Art Buchwald

  Golf, Play, Ivy

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• There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Golf, Three, Slugs

  P. G. Wodehouse, D. R. Bensen (1999). “Fore!: The Best of Wodehouse on Golf”, p.159, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.

  Tommy Bolt

  Spring, Golf, Groups

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• The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

  Seve Ballesteros

  Golf, Giving, Complaining

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