After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf.
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag.
I never had any thought the whole week. I figured my caddie [Jerry Beard] knew the course a lot better than me, so I put out my hand and played whatever club he put in it. I'd say, "How hard do I hit it?" He'd tell me and I'd swing. The guys who come down here once a year and try to get smart with Mr. Jones' course are the dumb ones.
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either.
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much.
If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
Those years on the golf course as a caddie, boy, those people were something. They were vulgar, some were alcoholics, racist, they were very difficult people to deal with. A lot of them didn't have a sense of humor.
I was lying ten and had a thirty-five foot putt. I whispered over my shoulder: "How does this one break?" And my caddie said, "Who cares?"
I know you can be fined for throwing a club, but I want to know if you can get fined for throwing a caddie?
My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.
If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.
The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.
Make friends with your caddie and the game will make friends with you.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
I don't know why that putt hung on the edge. I'm a clean liver. It must be my caddie.
There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him, becasue he was a caddie.
In golf, a player can step and mar the line of his adversary's putt. A player can also hit his adversary or his caddie intentionally with his ball and claim the hole - but it isn't usually done.
I try to respect everybody out here: players, caddies, fans, media.
Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same caddie yard - and achieved fame and fortune several years ahead of Ben and who, as a kid, had always been popular and better liked than Ben. No puzzle at all.
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