They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.
I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.
I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.
Don't look for excuses to lose. Look for excuses to win.
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
If you buy a book on golf instruction buy the thinnest book you can find. The thinner the book, chances are the easier and more elementary the instruction. It can do one of two things: help you more or hurt you less. Both are good compared to the alternative.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
I'm playing like Tarzan-and scoring like Jane.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
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